My name is Donald

Hi. My name is Donald. And I'm a reality builder. Much better than those who only build with bricks and mortar, believe me. They build boring, gray things. I build those too, but also exciting truths. Tremendous truths, believe me.

Take Washington. Our capital. It was a war zone. Hell. Murders, robberies... a disgrace. The politicians were talking. I took action. I sent in the National Guard. Wonderful people. And as if by magic, everything changed. They, the boring ones, say: "But the data shows that violent crime was already decreasing, it was down 30% compared to the year before..." Details. People don't buy details, they buy the feeling. The feeling was one of fear. Now it's one of strength. My strength. I sold security. A great deal.

It's like with economics. All those economists with their Nobel Prizes don't understand anything. I came up with a wonderful word: tariffs. And money started raining down from the sky. They whined, "But studies say every American family will pay $2,000 more a year!" Total fake news. Others pay. China pays. Sure, in the end, a part of it ends up in consumer prices, but that's just a technical triviality that can simply be left unsaid. Without my wonderful tariffs, we would have become a third-world country. Instead, I made America rich again. Tremendously rich.

And I saved her from the biggest scam of all: electric cars. They invented this 'climate change' excuse, a colossal lie, just to get you to buy those ridiculous little cars. The ones you drive for 15 minutes and then sit still for hours waiting for them to recharge. Ford and GM, those geniuses, were throwing away $80 billion to give it to China. I stopped that madness. I said no. I saved the roar of a real engine, I saved your pickups, and I saved your freedom.

Freedom. Our freedom is threatened. They say families are arriving at the border. False. An army is arriving. Millions are entering. They talk about 2 or 3 million "encounters," but I say it's 15, 20 million people we don't see. And they're coming from prison. It's an invasion. And then they'll let them vote, but that's another story.

A story I know well. Like NATO's. Weak. Useless. When I arrived, maybe five countries were paying their dues. Five! A joke. I looked them in the eye and said, "If you don't pay, Russia can do whatever the hell it wants with you." They started shaking. And now they're all paying. Everyone! It's gone from five to more than 20. They say, "But the agreement was in 2014, before you..." Irrelevant. They weren't paying. I made them pay. I saved the West.

Because I'm for peace. No one wants peace more than me. I've stopped six wars. Six. World leaders called me, crying, and I fixed everything in 24 hours. Finished. Peace. Beautiful. Then the media, the usual ones, said, 'But the war was already ending...' or 'The truce only lasted two days.' Details. I did my part, I brought peace. If they can't keep it, that's not my problem. Peace is achieved through force. That's why our 'Ministry of Defense' sounds weak. Defense? We dominate. It should be called the 'Department of War.' It's more honest. It's stronger.

My problem, if I have one, is that I see reality for what it should be, not for what their boring numbers say. And my version is always the best.

Thank you. You're a wonderful audience. Truly.