Epiphany Protocol 2026: Oats, Cholesterol, and Ghosts
It's 8:38 PM on January 5th. While the world awaits coal, I try to negotiate gently. No impossible requests this year; I wrote a semi-serious letter to the Befana because, let's face it, she too has her ailments... Dear Befana, Since you have a lot of work to do tonight, I thought I'd make you a nice dessert instead...
